Wise Onion Rings

If you live on the western coast of the United States & have a fetish for packaged Onion Rings, you can probably survive by eating a bag of Funyuns every day. Until... you visit the eastern coast of the United States, that's when things will change. And so i did, minding my own, walking the streets of NYC, tired & hungry, i stumble upon a thrift store. And there it hit me, i thought to myself, "I have a choice to make for a bag of Onion Rings? Funyuns, but not Funyuns?? Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho". I needed to see what this was all about. And so i did, ate myself through a bag of Wise Onion Rings in a matter of 3 minutes. Ever since I've been back in Los Angeles, it's been a search in desperation for a retailer of these crunchy & greasy rings of onion.



It's a major issue...Temptation is evident in the color & figure of these rings...And why keep it exclusive to the east coast?







This my friends, is the trouble that we have to travel through in order to get our hands on a bag. So as you know by now, Wise snacks have been exclusively sold everywhere but my city of angels.







Yes, they are here in my living room resting, but for how long? I can't just be ordering them exclusively through the internet! I need to be out & about, walking the streets, seeing Indian men in 7 Eleven selling me Wise Onion Rings!! NOW!



BRING WISE ONION RINGS TO LOS ANGELES!!